Just The Reflection Of Roses

chocolaty:

itsninjam:

tedmosbyisnotajerk:

if anyone ever asks me what tumblr is i’m gonna show them this video and just walk away

GOD ITS 5AM AND IM TRYING TO HOLD IN MY LAUGHTER FUCK

THIS IS TUMBLR. THIS IS WHAT TUMBLR IS THERE IS NO BETTER DEFINITION

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— 12 hours ago with 589992 notes

weloveshortvideos:

When you hit the blunt before you go on the air… 

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— 12 hours ago with 64559 notes

diamoncls:

Me: *looks at phone for 10 seconds*
Adult: WOAH GEE GOLLY YOU CANT GO 10 MINUTES WITHOUT DIGGING YOUR HEAD IN YOUR PHONE CANT YOU

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— 18 hours ago with 175445 notes

kurgs:

skeletongrazed:

skeletongrazed:

what’s the difference between a dirty bus stop and a lobster with breast implants ?

one’s a crusty bus station and one’s a busty crustacean

#i’ve told this joke a million times and it NEVER fails

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— 1 day ago with 114007 notes

sabistuki:

STOP. This is the police, you’re under arrest for being too cute. Now, put your hands where I can hold them.

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— 1 day ago with 390045 notes

anusclap:

laughing with your best friend until your stomachs hurt <3

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— 1 day ago with 82347 notes
blurrys:

chill hazel grace its a metaphor

blurrys:

chill hazel grace its a metaphor

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— 1 day ago with 110497 notes

kia-kaha-winchesters:

just the girly things

  • forcing an earing through a closed piercing
  • taking off tight clothes and rubbing the indents they left on your skin 
  • human sacrifice
  • homemade face masks 

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— 1 day ago with 391014 notes

shitwine:

Going to bed on the last day of summer vacation

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— 1 day ago with 69788 notes